English 10H- 2A
10 September 2012
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
When you Google the word “zombie” you’ll get over 69 million different results. Many have something to do with various movies made over the years about zombies. Others are extremely random or deemed as fake or a myth. Perhaps for now they are just a made up being, but with all the toxins and unhealthy things permeating our air and put in our foods each day. A zombie apocalypse doesn’t sound that far off from becoming reality. This could become a serious threat to the human existence and every single person should be well equipped with knowledge to survive the upcoming events!
First of all, many people have a false ...view middle of the document...
Non perishable items preferably. Depending on where you live, it may get pretty chilly, so always have a surplus of blankets to snuggle up in, so you don’t freeze to death! No matter the amount of guns, if you don’t have the necessities to live, you won’t survive, whether you are attacked by zombies or not.
Next, safe and secure shelter is very important. This means padlocks, boarded up windows, and heavy duty security. Having several different safe houses is essential too. If you have to leave one for any reason, there will always be a “plan B.” Inside each of these safe houses there should be the supplies talked about earlier, and plenty of them.
Also, if possible, find a group of people to be with. Not too large to cause too much attention, but large enough to keep you sane. Just think, the stress of living alone for so long with the thought of being killed each day may be cushioned by the company of others. It may just keep you from talking to yourself and going crazy. With more people you can watch each other’s backs and have a higher survival rate. When choosing people to be in your “A team” try choosing people that are physically fit and quiet while moving around. Unless, of course, you only want to live with a group of people to use them as bait. As some would joke, “If we were being chased by zombies, I’d trip you so I could get away.” If this is the case, you may want to consider the opposite physique of your group.
People talk about zombies jokingly all the time, but imagine if all those jokes were real. You are going to want to be ultra prepared for these events. To do so, all the steps explained should be at the top of your “how to survive and save humanity” list.